Sri Lanka

My parents were both born in Sri Lanka. And considering the time (I shall omit the exact date), the schooling options were pretty limited for English children. They were both sent to the same school (the Hill School) in Nuwara Eliya at a very young age, my mom was 8, my dad 6. They weren’t in the same year and didn’t know each other (although my dad likes to claim otherwise), even though there were only a few hundred or so kids in attendance. However, there is a school photograph of my mom standing behind my dad. By complete coincidence, twenty something years later they met in Liverpool. Considering the history, my parents decided that a “trip down memory lane” family holiday was in order, so Pete, Rach, and I could see where they grew up.  So off we went on our first family holiday in about eight years (cue face palm).

Me, Pete, and Rach and at Doha Airport

We arrived in Colombo and stayed the first night in Negombo, on the west coast of the island. We went in July, so unfortunately monsoon season for this side of the country. We immediately set off the next day cutting right across the country heading east. We stopped for a few nights outside Habarana so we could “climb” slash walk to the top of the Sigiriya Rock (“Lion’s Rock”). A large stone and ancient rock fortress and palace ruin which is surrounded by the remains of an extensive network of gardens, reservoirs, and other structures. Coated in ancient frescos, the history of the rock is painted across the surface of the stone through intricate drawings and designs. We spent an extremely interesting afternoon learning about the history of the area. From there we hit up Trincomalee. Plagued by civil war, the small town is only just starting to piece itself back together. My dad spent many a childhood here and so was adamant we went. Our resort – Chaaya Blu, Trincomalee – was situated on the outskirts of the affected area and was absolutely beautiful. Picture postcard beautiful, think golden beaches and turquoise waters.

Sigiriya Rock

Chaaya Blu, Trincomalee

Train ride to Nuwara Eliya

Filming location for 'The Bridge on the River Kwai' 

Galle

We then moved southwards and across up to the hill country, so we could be shown where my parents went to school and where my dad grew up. The further we moved inland, the colder it got. Shorts and t-shirts were quickly swapped for jeans and hoodies. We were lucky enough to see the tea plantations my grandfather managed, and were even allowed to walk around the house my dad grew up in. Remnants of the Innes family were still there in the form of a framed poster my grandfather had hung showing all the Scottish clans (including the Innes family). We had also intended to climb Adam’s Peak but upon arrival at the lodgings we were going to set off from, we were told that it was shrouded in mist and was too dangerous.

At this point, Pete headed off back to the UK and we carried on. From the hill country, we continued to move westwards and head down to Hikkaduwa. As a lot of the journey had been spent in a mini bus bouncing over very rough roads, a welcome break of three days was met with much relief. My mom grew up in Galle so we were nicely located for a day trip down south. The sun had returned, so we spent a lot of time swimming in the pool (unfortunately not the sea as the tides were too strong), exploring the area and just generally relaxing. We spent one day in Galle, sightseeing and just generally looking round my mom’s old haunts, including her old house.  

The trip went far too quickly – standard holiday’ness – and unfortunately after Galle we drove back to Colombo and headed home. Back to Doha. And the bastard summer.  

Love You Long Time

Having fallen in love with Koh Phangan last year, I was keen to return. So in April (2011) last year, KatieB and I flew out to Thailand. Now contrary to the blog’s name, I guess you could say this was more like a hop, a skip, and a jump. The whole journey process was almost too easy and within 24 hours of leaving Doha, we were walking off the ferry in Thongsala. The only hiccup to finding our wonderful resort on Leela Beach was the mini trek over rough ground in the dark each carrying a handle of KatieB’s slightly impractical, but very pretty, pink suitcase. Luckily both of us were delirious from lack of sleep and found the whole event rather amusing. 

On the boat over to Koh Phangan, Thailand

Despite having an impossible name to pronounce, Sarikantang (the resort) couldn’t have been any nicer. Especially as when we arrived, we discovered we’d been upgraded. Our room had become some sort of honeymoon deluxe suite complete with swan shaped towels, glass bathroom walls (which thankfully also had blinds), and romantic built-for-two balcony sofa. Located just a 7min walk away from the hedonistic mess that is Had Rin, we were perfectly located for any Full Moon antics. We spent the days suntanning – KatieB’s ultimate aim in life is to be permanently tanned and was determined to go back to the UK black – and the evenings in Hat Rin on the beach drinking buckets, dancing on tables, and attempting a multitude of gymnastics moves (attempting being the key word in that sentence). We also rediscovered our love for Friends (the show seemed a hit with the locals and played on a loop). We sparked up a great friendship between a bucket-seller/toilet-paper keeper, Jolie and her two-year old daughter, Bindy. Quite frankly, a win-win situation! She supplied the alcohol (plus jewellery, albeit plastic) and toilet paper all for one discounted price! We met a rather strange assortment of people – DJ Talent, Billy Elliot, Talk to Frank, Nelson (Mandela), Aston from JLS, and Eminem - who we definitely impressed with our 'brap brap brap' skills - to name just a few.

View from our room, Koh Phangan

At one point, we ventured out on a moped. I was designated driver as whilst KatieB is talented at a great many things, driving scooters and parking are not two of them. The death-defying mountains (hills really) in and out of Had Rin combined with my shaky biking skills meant we didn’t get much further than the port. We conceded to wondering around Thongsala and called it our ‘cultural’ day. I wasn’t too bothered about not gallivanting around the island as I had already done it the year previous. KatieB proved to be a great backseat passenger, entertaining me with various choruses from Rihanna and for some odd reason, 'Jingle Bell Rock'.

Painted up for Full Moon, Had Rin

We had a spectacular time and I was beyond devastated to leave. So much so that as soon as I returned home, I promptly sent my CV out to a multitude of language schools in the hope of moving. Whilst it was my desire to up and leave immediately, common sense has prevailed, so I sit writing this post from the comfort of my room in Doha. P'haps next year. 

LA

As we stepped off the plane in LA we realised we were officially entering he final leg of our trip. Bitter-sweet; as although we were both excited to head back to the UK, it did mean that our travels were officially coming to an end. Despite having literally no money left – apparently budgeting is not my forte – we wanted to make the most of it. Especially as it was my first time in the States.

The first thing we noticed about the people in LA is how friendly they were! Rocking up to a bus station from the airport, we had zero change on us. But the bus driver welcomed us aboard, waving away the fact we couldn’t pay. Had that been London, we would have had the door unceremoniously shut in our faces! Then a delightful man asked us where we were headed and proceeded to give us very explicit directions. Ah-mazing!

Very Baywatch-esque, Hermosa Beach, LA

Our first hostel – Surf City Hostel – was located right on Hermosa Beach, a stone’s throw away from the sea. Cool, but run by an old, slightly hippy, surfer dude who seemed it his life mission to make inappropriate sex comments that made for very awkward conversation!

Universal Studios, LA



Hollywood Walk of Fame, LA

Dodgers Game, LA

Tourist’ing-it-up to the max, we visited all the standard attractions: Universal Studios, a Dodgers match where we got our first taste of the anthem “Take Me Out to the Ball Game,” the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Grauman’s Chinese Theatre as well as a tour around celebrity houses (much to my disgust and HT’s joy!).
  

As we had failed to take my own advice of booking well in advance for accommodation, we had only secured two nights at our first hostel, so had to move. Hoisting on the now quite worn backpacks, we trekked across town to Venice Beach (Venice Beach Hostel). Attempting to be adventurous, we rented out bikes from the friendly English owner, which soon became known as the “Bikes of Death” (appropriately named by HT). Halfway down to the main road, heading to the beach, we realized that HT’s brakes did not work. At all. In hindsight, we realized it probably would’ve been a good idea to head back and exchange them, but obviously common sense failed us and we didn’t do that. Instead we cycled all the way up to Santa Monica pier. We had to adopt some sort of system that involved me yelling to warn her when I was stopping and her using her feet/various body parts to stop the beast. This worked well until on the way back, I unfortunately made the mistake of taking us via a highway. In the dark. Of course our lights didn’t work either. Brilliant.

Whilst snorers had plagued as throughout the trip, nothing compared to our last night at Venice Beach Hostel. I kid you not, it sounded like a train was ripping right through the room. The bastard in question’s bed was right next to mine. I started to get more annoyed at each passing noise and eventually worked up the courage to start shaking his bed. It seemed to work initially, but then he would just start up again. Even louder. At one point, HT and I burst out laughing the middle of the night out of pure desperation. Classic laughing to stop the crying. Nearing the edge of desperation, I grabbed my pillow and smacked him across the body. Hard. He woke with a jump as I ducked under the covers. The five minute respite combined with my iPod gave me enough time to finally fall asleep.

Beyond sad that we were at the end of our travels. The only silver lining was that I still had Ibiza to look forward to!

BULA!

The capital of Fiji is Nadi (pronounced Nan-di). We decided to only spend a day or two either side of island hopping on the mainland. So armed with our Bula passes, we boarded the ferry and headed off to Beachcomber, dubbed the “party” island, wet weather and a lack of funds meant we attempted to have a quiet night of cards. Obviously that is not how it ended. We joined a group that had been on the islands for a while and I was introduced to the drinking game 'F*** the Dealer'. I won’t say much more, but the one thing I learnt from that night is to steer well clear of Fijian rum.

Considering there wasn’t much to do on the island, we left the next day, hopped back on the ferry and headed north to Kuata. A very authentic island, the dorms were pretty basic. Considering the previous nights’ antics, I spent most of the day lying on the beach in the shade passing in and out of various states of consciousness. HT was far more productive and went on a village trip to a neighbouring island. That night we witnessed our first of many “Bula Experiences” which consisted of semi-naked men coated in oil dancing about in straw skirts throwing fire about. Interesting to say the least!

Poi, Fiji

The following day we made a move over to the opposite island of Wayalailai. The water was pretty choppy and the boats pretty small. Once we’d made the crossing, we had to turn back as another boat had broken down. We then had to attempt some sort of rescue mission of manoeuvering the passengers on the other boat into our rickety one. A little perilous, it was touch and go for a while.

Island Hopping, Fiji

Island Hopping, Fiji

After Wayalailai our next stop was Octopus. Considering we’d been homeless backpacking bums for the past three something months, to us, it was a vision of paradise. Luxuries included, a pool, sunbeds, proper dorms, towels … (the list was endless). That night we experienced out first Kava ceremony. We all sat round in a circle – girls with their legs to the side, boys cross-legged. A surprisingly complicated ritual as it required lots of shouting and clapping.

Skydiving, Fiji

Arriving back in Nadi after our final island, Korovou, I made a decision. After my failed attempt at skydiving in New Zealand, I massively manned up and jumped out of a plane (for a second time) at 14,000ft in Fiji. A lot higher than my first jump in Slovenia a few years ago, but quite frankly I don’t think it makes much of a difference in terms of scariness – 9,000 or 14,000, doesn’t really matter when you’re perched on the edge of a plane with your feet dangling into thin air! The most frightening part of the experience was when the pilot attempted a mini nosedive to scare us. It worked. As my butt lifted off the floor of the tiny plane, my heart dropped into my stomach. Little words can describe the feeling of freefalling through the air, so I won’t even try. What I will say is that the one regret I have from my travelling experience is that I didn’t skydive in New Zealand.

After spending two glorious weeks in Fiji, we headed off to our last and final stop in LA.

New Zealand

We arrived in Christchurch late at night, and despite the initial confusion whilst attempting to locate some sort of transport into the city, we had booked accommodation ahead and thus it turned out to be a relatively easy process. A quaint hostel exuding comfort, we spent the next day catching up on sleep and didn’t emerge from our beds till well into the afternoon.

 We started our Kiwi Experience on day two. We were picked up by a shuttle bus in the early morning and after a few hours, joined the main bus. We spent the evening in Westport, a small town on the north west coast of the south island. Our room was pretty much a hostel in itself: 10 beds, a working fireplace, television, toilet, and kitchen. The following day we stopped in Greymouth for a quick pick up of clothes and accessories for the night’s theme party: Superheroes vs. Villains, or Frat Party (a lack of decisiveness resulted in two themes). We then made our way down to Lake Mahinapua to stay at the ‘Poo Pub’. A night of Jägerbomb, vodka Red Bulls, dressing up as the queen of hearts, and losing various belongings including a brand new camera followed! Luckily Les (the angry owner) managed to find my various possessions scattered outside the next morning! 

  

The Kiwi Experience bus

Lake Mahinapua

En route to Queenstown

Milford Sound

We set off early the next day and headed to Franz Josef. Upon arriving, HT set off to prepare for her skydive, whilst I went to bed for the afternoon. Famed for the massive ice glacier in constant flux, the small town is nestled at its base. We spent the next day hiking - a tremendous experience that involved crawling through crevasses and climbing up ice. A tricky process which required mastering the use of crampons and picks – skills that massively escaped me and resulted in me falling over my feet…a lot. Definitely wasn’t helped by the fact I can barely walk properly anyway!

The next day, we carried on making our way down south to Lake Wanaka and eventually, Queenstown. Surrounded by the most stunning scenery, it wasn’t hard to understand why New Zealand’s south island is so famous! Unfortunately, the cold had finally got to us and we both fell ill, which meant we weren’t able to go snowboarding. Even so, Queenstown lived up to its reputation! Ferge Burgers, teapots, pick n mix, Milford Sounds, the discovery of Dotti, posing with scarves, and just general awesomeness ensued! Our five days passed by in a complete blur, and we were both pretty heartbroken to get back on the Kiwi Experience to head back towards Christchurch, and eventually the North Island.

From Christchurch, where we very nearly missed our bus, we went up to Kaikoura for a night, then on to Picton to get the ferry across to Wellington. Just as we were getting off the bus, I managed to knock a box of eggs onto the floor – needless to say, (stinky) Steve was not all that impressed that there was raw egg everywhere! Luckily we were changing busses…not so lucky for the next group of people. After Wellington, we stopped off in Taupo for a night. After massively chickening out of a skydive in Franz Josef, I attempted to try again but due to the temperamental weather it was cancelled. Moving upwards, our next stop was Rotorua. The town is built over a geothermal hot spot and therefore famed for its rather unique aroma, which can only be described as reminiscent of rotten eggs.

After two nights in Rotorua, we stopped in Auckland for a night and then up rainy Paihai. Our New Zealand experience was quickly coming to an end. A sun worshipper to the core, I must admit that whilst New Zealand was very cold, I had the most incredible time!

A Land Down Under

Out of everywhere we are going, I think I was most excited about Australia. After very little sleep and quite a few transfers, we arrived early morning in Cairns: a decidedly “quaint” town. We did the standard touristy things including the Karunda Sky Rail to see koalas and the Great Barrier Reef. During the latter, HT dived, and I snorkelled (bastard asthma). It was pretty hideous weather and by the time we started heading back, the boat was violently pitching from side to side (I think it was channeling Thorpe Park’s “Saw”). Luckily neither of us were effected by sea sickness, but a fair amount of the other passengers had turned a delicate shade of green. One extremely unlucky girl stood up to run to the bathroom only to smack directly into a pole instead during one especially violent lurch.

Karunda, Cairns

We then Greyhounded it down to Airlie Beach – the jump off point for the Whitsunday Islands: stunning beaches, epic snorkelling, and (mostly) brilliant people. The whole way through Asia, HT and I hadn’t stayed in a dorm, and had gotten used to the luxury of only the two of us sharing a room. In Australia (and subsequent stops), we were plagued by snorers and other less desirable noises. And unfortunately, this issue was especially noticeable in a small, cramped cabin shared by seven people.

Whitsunday Islands, view from Whitehaven Beach

Whitsunday Islands at dawn

After Airlie Beach, we carried on down the East Coast: Brisbane, Surfers Paradise, Byron Bay, Sydney, and Melbourne. In Brisbane, after nearly six weeks of warm weather, the hoodies, jeans, and tights sadly came out. In Surfers Paradise we rented bright lime green bicycles and whilst hungover, attempted to explore. Needless to say we got about as far as the Jolly Lolly Shop (pick 'n' mix) before conceding defeat and returning to watch the Hangover, standard. In Byron Bay we unsuccessfully attempted to forge our way through bush and sand dunes to the lighthouse. We eventually gave up and took the road. In Sydney we stayed with a friend. Her mom and dad were truly wonderful, took us in, fed us, washed our clothes, and generally acted as though we were part of the family – a welcome four-day break. We also got to see areas of Sydney less frequented by backpackers, like the Kiama blow hole – a two hour journey down the Grand Pacific Drive. And in Melbourne we met up with some legendary people from the Whitsunday Islands. An extremely cold, apparently typically wintery Melbourne day was spent on Philip Island watching miniature penguins and eating lamingtons (everyone’s new favourite).



Philip Island, Melbourne

The few weeks we spent in Australia flew by too quickly. We definitely didn’t do the country justice in any shape or form, but this is often the case when travelling on a shoe-string.

Next stop: New Zealand!

Bali

We arrived in Kuta late at night and having not booked any accommodation in advance, spent an interesting evening in a rather decrepit room whose bathroom was inhabited by some sort of animal. Needless to say, we left early the next morning, moving onwards and upwards to Kedin’s Inn - a lovely hostel slash hotel on Poppies Line 1, minutes away from beaches, bars, shops, and most importantly Boost. (Boost - the most amazing smoothie bar ever.)

We were decidedly more adventurous in Bali: surfing, diving (HT, not me), cultural explorations and such. The surfing was epic, even though we definitely spent more time in the sea as opposed to on the boards, but it was insane fun nonetheless. We also decided to try Bali’s version of Go Ape (Bali Treetop Adventure Park); however, made a massive schoolboy error by attempting it after a night of Jägerbombs and Red Bull induced insomnia. It involved climbing, swinging, zip lines, and generally lots of throwing ourselves around. Fun but definitely too overwhelming! At one point, when facing an obstacle that required jumping off a very high platform, dropping and then swinging into a net, we were having serious doubts. So much so we attempted to go back the way we had come. It was only at that point we realised that that was in fact impossible, apparently the obstacle course was designed ‘one-way’ only! So we hung out on the platform for a while as little kids passed us, pointing and laughing at our general uselessness, which was entirely fair enough. Eventually an instructor had to physically come up and coax us down. Most definitely not one of my finest hours.

Surfing, Kuta

Gili Trawangan, Indonesia

Gili Trawangan, Indonesia

With time quickly running out in Indonesia, we decided on a fleeting visit to the Gili islands, Gili Trawangan to be exact. An absolutely stunning, picture post card beautiful beach! Due to boat timings, we ended up having to spend one more day in Bali. On the last day in Kuta, we were walking along Poppies 1 where we were subjected to the usual hawkers. Nothing particularly special until one more adventurous woman tried another tact: insults. As we passed, she spotted me and in a loud shriek commented on my chin, or as she put it, my 'special' bum chin. Prior to writing this post, I had recently watched a Glee episode whereby Mr Shue had drawn attention to his bum chin and stated how self-conscience he had been growing up. I can now relate. 

Next stop: Australia!